Jokes

Army Training Ke Dauran.
.
Officer Ne Mukku Se Pucha: 'Ye
Hath Me Kya
Hai?'
Mukku: "Sir, Banduk Hai...!
Officer : "Ye Banduk Nahi! Tumhari
Izzat Hai,
Shaan Hai,
Ye Tumhari Maa Hai Maa.!!"
,
,
Phir Officer Ne Dusre Sipahi Mahesh
Se Pucha:
"Ye Hath Me Kya Hai?"
,
,
Mahesh: "Sir,
Ye Mukku Ki Maa Hai,
Uski Izzat Hai,
Uski Shaan Hai
Aur Hamari Aunty Hai Aunty..!"